breasts
earthwaterharmonics
t-shirt
$7
Mighty fine Breasts shirt. We could make some jokes about how “you'd be a boob to pass up this shirt” or something here, or say that “this shirt is tits!” but come on, we're better than that. It's just a handsome brown shirt, with blue and white gradient ink on the front that says Breasts. These will not be made again.
Gentlemen, this shirt will not make the ladies love you or earn you any more good old fashioned titty flashin' than you currently enjoy. It will not make you more macho and will not give you seductive powers. You will not seem smart or funny or ironic. 95% of people will just think you're a creep when you wear this shirt. 3% will try to high five you because they don't get it. 0% will know that Breasts is a band. The remaining 2% is a mystery. Could end up many ways. Good luck.
Ladies, wearing this shirt might cause some lame asses to shower you with serious lame ass comments, like "Oh Hell Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh" or "Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh Breaaassssstttssss" or "Bust em out!". But maybe you're into that. Hey, I'm not trying to tell you how to live. It's just a shirt. The next one we make will probably not say BREASTS really big on it. Sorry!
product details
Available in adult Small, Medium and Large sizes only. Sorry elves and giants.
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